The PARANOIA INTERACTIVE SCREEN is an experimental but entirely safe device developed by those totally non-mutant geniuses over at R&D. How will it make you happy?

* TOUCH SCREEN! It's entirely tangible. There is, actually, a piece of cardboard on the table, not just a hologram or social convention.
* INTERACTIVE! Slam your Action Cards (TM) on the screen's ACTION SLOTS for SPECIAL BONUS POWERS!
* DANGEROUSLY INTERACTIVE! Knock over the screen and win BIG PRIZES¹
* SO STYLISH AND AWESOME, you'll think it's above your security clearance!

¹ Prizes may include termination.